haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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