well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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