You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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