OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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