Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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