sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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