she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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