I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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