okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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