Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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