Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize