p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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