OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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