Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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