i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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