Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do plants get herpes?
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