At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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