p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it hurts more in the daytime
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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