id be glad to
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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