Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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