I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
