Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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