Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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