so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
