remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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