so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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