Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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