It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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