No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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