we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize