I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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