awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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