my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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