4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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