Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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