she kept yelling 'call me bella'
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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