what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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