Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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