weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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