I cockslap morals
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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