On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
how drunk are you?
Several
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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