North Korea, Best Korea!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
This house was built for laser tag.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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