thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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