perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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