Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he wants to bone in the snuggie
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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