hell yes lets make some ravioli
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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