I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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