If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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