Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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