All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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