Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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