I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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