i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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