Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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